I tell you there’s a place you can go
Baring talents you crave to know
Bliss revealed from your steamy eye
No need to be shy
Choose between having your corn ground
Or making butter with your own tail
Shake it up on Phaphian Street
Pick and choose strange morsels to eat
Large or small, baked, whipped, or beat
Feed dumb gluttons in a sly wink
Done in a blink
Roll over that beast with two backs now
Give someone a brand new green dress
Dance a jig on Phaphian Street
Walk right in to hung mistletoe
Swim your way through their Venus flow
Shake pocket change wedged deep in some seat
It’s quite a treat
Put four quarters on spit now
Wind someone’s little ball of yarn
It’s all down on Phaphian Street
Pursue delight whenever you go
Tug your way to another show
Come again on any day
Have it your way
Hauling somebodies ashes
Shoot between water and wind
It’s all there on Phaphian Street