I know that Santa Claus has already come to town, but I’ve been thinking about next year. How do I ensure that I’m on the nice list? Everyone wants to be on the nice list, right? We all want presents, right? Continue reading Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Little Tony Christmaspants paces outside the local arts center. Locked in the showcase behind him are posters for A Christmas Story, The Nutcracker Ballet, and a portrait of Santa Clause who is appearing at the theater. Continue reading Dollars for Santa: Transcribed, revised
Driving by the local arts center, I noticed a placard for an upcoming show titled “Dollars for Santa”. This three minute audio is a stream of conscious response to the title of the show. Continue reading Audio: Dollars for Santa
They say that crime doesn’t pay. That’s not always true, of course. If you get away with it, then you got paid. Maybe it only pays for those people with a certain degree of common sense. Although the argument would go that those who become criminals have no common sense, so I suppose the argument is mute. Continue reading The Creative Shopper
Big Bad Bill
slid down the hill
Rolling on a big fat green
He was an uptown talky
with a big fat cocky
And a little too much caffeine Continue reading Big Bad Bill
